Shin Guard Chronicals V: Pokémon Day Edition
Shin Guard Chronicals V is the internal soccer group chat—no narrator, no recap. Wild encounters, critical hits, and Confusion status in a Pokémon-themed special. Try not to faint.
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SHIN GUARD CHRONICLES IV
Shin Guard Chronicles IV is Halfbak3d Sports’ internal soccer group chat—no recap, no narrator—just Champions League bracket panic, Spurs drama, Dyche sacked, VAR chaos, a weird Arsenal kit change, and a squirrel pitch invasion.
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shin guard chronicles iii
Shin Guard Chronicles III is Halfbak3d Sports in its most natural habitat: the internal soccer group chat. No narrator, no recap voice, no “here’s what you missed.” Just the room—players, clubs, scandals, absurd moments, and whatever the soccer world decided to light on fire this week. If you’ve ever been in a sports group chat where one clip changes everyone’s mood, you already understand the format. Jump in anywhere. Keep up as best you can. That’s the point.
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Shin Guard Chronicles II
Shin Guard Chronicles isn’t a show, a thread, or a recap. It’s what happens after someone broke the Shin Guard Chronicles…
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Shin Guard Chronicles I
Shin Guard Chronicles isn’t a show, a thread, or a recap. It’s what happens after someone broke the Shin Guard Chronicles…
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MLS Flipped the Calendar — We Flipped the Questions
MLS finally flipped the calendar, and you could feel the whole soccer world tilt like a restaurant table with one short…
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Shin Guard Chronicles, Vol. 2“The USMNT Identity Crisis”
The United States Men’s National Team is like that guy in a band who insists they’re about to blow up —…
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Shin Guard Chronicles, Vol. 1 “Why Aren’t Shin Guards a Fashion Statement Yet?”
Somewhere between the neon cleats and the custom fade, soccer forgot the one body part doing all the dirty work. The…
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Simulators Anonymous
There are two kinds of soccer fans in this world. The ones who fold like lawn chairs at a gentle breeze…
