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Shin Guard Chronicles VI
Shin Guard Chronicles VI drops you into Halfbak3d Sports’ internal soccer group chat. No narrator, no recap voice, just clubs, scandals, and weekly soccer chaos.
LATEST DROPS
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Small hoops, Tiny Plays, Big Feelings, Huge Ego VI
SIZES is a weekly NBA comedy blog that channel-flips through the league: Tatum watch, Mavericks shooting disaster, Cooper Flagg hype, and a Hardwood Habitat steal breakdown.
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Puck Around & Find Out — IV
Puck Around & Find Out is a weekly comedy hockey blog, Boltsy crowns Jack Hughes’ Olympic Golden Goal and buries the Toronto Maple Leafs after an embarrassing post-Milan collapse.
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Shin Guard Chronicals V: Pokémon Day Edition
Shin Guard Chronicals V is the internal soccer group chat—no narrator, no recap. Wild encounters, critical hits, and Confusion status in a Pokémon-themed special. Try not to faint.
THE BENCH
THE LINEUP
Monday Morning Regret
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Monday Morning Regret — February 23rd
Monday Morning Regret is the weekly comedy sports recap where we cover the games—while the games cover us—and we regret nothing about it.
Shin Guard Chronicles
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Shin Guard Chronicles VI
Shin Guard Chronicles VI drops you into Halfbak3d Sports’ internal soccer group chat. No narrator, no recap voice, just clubs, scandals, and weekly soccer chaos.
Puck Around & Find Out
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Puck Around & Find Out — IV
Puck Around & Find Out is a weekly comedy hockey blog, Boltsy crowns Jack Hughes’ Olympic Golden Goal and buries the Toronto Maple Leafs after an embarrassing post-Milan collapse.
Small Hoops, Tiny Plays, Big Feelings, Huge Ego
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Small hoops, Tiny Plays, Big Feelings, Huge Ego VI
SIZES is a weekly NBA comedy blog that channel-flips through the league: Tatum watch, Mavericks shooting disaster, Cooper Flagg hype, and a Hardwood Habitat steal breakdown.
Not A Role Model
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Not A Role Model III
If you’ve ever called an athlete a “role model” without thinking about it for more than two seconds, this is that second. This weeks subject Mike Vrabel
Boom Been Finessed
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Boom Been Finessed II — Offseason Logbook I: Bucco Bruce
Welcome to Boom Been Finessed—a weekly Tampa Bay Buccaneers blog-show hosted by Sir Finesse of the High Score from the pirate ship at Raymond James Stadium. It’s football through swagger and absurdity—where the cannons speak first, and the box score explains itself later.
Tales From the Front Office
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Tales From The Front Office III
Tales From The Front Office is a darkly funny sports-horror monologue series where Crypt Keeper Jerry consults a cursed “Ledger” that picks the story—and this week, it chooses the Winter Olympics.
Side Quests
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HALFBAK3D 2026 MOCK DRAFT 1.0
Halfbak3d’s 2026 NFL Mock Draft 1.0 projects the Top 10 picks with team needs, prospect fits, and quick pick-by-pick analysis.
