Emperor Brady and the Clone Army of Lua
At this point, Tom Brady isn’t playing the game. He’s rewriting the rulebook in a different species’ handwriting. Seven rings. Two…
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The Origin of 6’7”
(Small hoops. Tiny plays. Huge ego. Big feelings.) Basketball slang used to be simple. You had your “buckets,” your “handles,” your…
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The Bye-Week Survival Guide
When your team isn’t playing, life gets… weird. You wake up ready to overreact to play-calling, yell at referees who can’t…
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Jeremiah Smith Ascends: The One-Handed Gospel According to Columbus
Jeremiah Smith didn’t just catch a football today — he rose above the mortal plane and retrieved it from the heavenly…
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Chant Thieves — Florida vs Georgia Southern (2013)
There’s a story folks don’t tell loud in Gainesville… Not because it’s secret. Because it hurts. People don’t whisper ghosts. They…
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Everyone Say It With Me Now…
j… e… t… s… jets… jets… jets… Come on — nobody here is too cool for this. J! E! T! S!…
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Reviewing the ‘I’m Not a Role Model — I’m a Jeans Model’ Baker Mayfield Blog: A Forced Study in Denim and DelusionBy Bitterman Rantsworth — Unmatched Talent. Zero Proof.
Halfbak3d had the audacity to publish a blog claiming Baker Mayfield should be the new Wrangler Jeans model. And unfortunately, the…
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Anthony Nelson: From Quiet Depth Piece to Certified Menace in New Orleans
There are games that define a season. Then there are games that define a player. And on Sunday, in the rotting…
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Fifty-Plus: Automatic
by pOe — Halfbak3d Sports Chase McLaughlin doesn’t kick footballs — he erases doubt. Eight attempts this season from 50-plus yards….
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INSTANT REACTION: Bucs Storm New Orleans and Steal the Saints’ Soul
by pOe — Halfbak3d Sports There’s winning in New Orleans, and then there’s storming in, kicking over their gumbo pot, stealing…
