The Halfbak3d College Football Chaos Index
Week Whatever: Evidence That This Sport Hates Consistency College football didn’t surprise me this weekend. It just handed me another stack…
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“Baker Mayfield: Built Different. Mostly Denim.”
Somewhere between beating Alabama in college and being booed by an entire city that eats sadness for breakfast (looking at you,…
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I Still Listen to Sports on the Radio (and I’m Not a Grandfather… Yet)
There’s this recurring scene in my life that probably says everything you need to know about me. I’m sitting in my…
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Victor Wembanyama: France Created a Basketball Glitch
There was a moment — recently — where Victor Wembanyama almost never got to do any of this. One weird medical…
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Baker Mayfield: The New Wrangler Man — Because Chaos Needs Jeans
Brett Favre once tricked America into believing you should play quarterback like you’re fighting a wild boar — but in denim….
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Brett Favre: The Jeans Model Who Played Touch Football Like It Was War
The Commercial That Could’ve Been an NFL Films Segment The scene opens: rural Mississippi, golden hour. A pickup truck tailgate drops….
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The Buccaneers in Primetime: A Nationally Televised Disaster
It’s a weird kind of pain, knowing your favorite team transforms into a different species the moment the sun goes down.The…
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Jalen Hurts Talks Like He’s the NFL’s First Fortune Cookie
Some quarterbacks give interviews. Jalen Hurts gives riddles. Every time he steps up to the podium, it’s like a monk wandered…
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The Chargers’ New Jerseys Look Like a Minions Collab — B-A-N-A-N-A-S
The Los Angeles Chargers have always had the best uniforms in football. Powder blue, clean lines, classic look — they were…
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Brett Favre: The YouTube Parody That Aged Better Than His Retirements
There’s a YouTube video called “Brett Favre: What Should I Do?” and it might be the most accurate piece of sports…
