Shin Guard Chronicles isn’t a show, a thread, or a recap. It’s what happens after someone broke the Shin Guard Chronicles section of the site and never fixed it. The only thing still visible is the internal soccer group chat. Every week, that chat keeps running. Arguments start, opinions harden, links get dropped late, and nothing ever really gets resolved. You’re not being guided through the week. You’re dropped into it and expected to keep up.
#H3-SGC — Touchline Ops
[PINNED BY @ShadowbannedAgain]
Ref booked a fan.
We are not unpacking this emotionally.
@PetrCechYourself
wait
did the ref actually walk INTO the stand
@VARtillery
yes
physically
with intent
@CantonaBelieveIt
showing a red card to a fan
is insane behavior
@HighPressMess
it’s actually correct under IFAB law
if you consider vibes
@NutmegDealer
counterpoint
that fan definitely deserved it
@ShadowbannedAgain
If you get carded as a spectator
that’s on your permanent record btw
@PiqueABoo
refs think they’re in WWE now
@GameOfThrowIns
this is what happens
when you empower them
@ShadowbannedAgain
I’ve updated the disciplinary table.
Fans: 1
Refs: still undefeated.
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@LeaveMeArseAlona
speaking of embarrassment
@LeaveMeArseAlona
forest lol
@VibesOverxG
wrexham doing this AGAIN
is nasty work
@BellingHimOut
championship side beating prem
isn’t magic
it’s math
@MaradonnaKebab
no no no
when it’s wrexham it’s always “math”
@MaradonnaKebab
when it’s anyone else
it’s romance
@PetrCechYourself
link: theguardian.com/football/wrexham-nottingham-forest-fa-cup
@ShadowbannedAgain
Cup rule reminder
If your keeper dives early
you lose on pens
@ShadowbannedAgain
If you’re Forest
you lose anyway
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@False9Problems
macclesfield knocking out palace
is worse btw
@CrossAndInshallah
defending champs losing to non-league
is criminal
@ZlatanYourMom
palace deserve that
for pretending last year wasn’t a fluke
@ParkTheBusBoyz
whole round felt fake
@VARtillery
link: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/fa-cup-macclesfield-palace
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@iamRealPirate
real question
how long before united
make this about themselves
@Man_Myth_pOe
already did
@Man_Myth_pOe
interim manager discourse
dropped before full time
@HighPressMess
club is allergic
to stability
@RashfordAndFound
sacking another coach
won’t fix vibes
@ShadowbannedAgain
Do NOT compare Celtic to United.
Different tax brackets of chaos.
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@MessiSituation
wait
did celtic actually fire wilfried nancy already
@AyewReady
33 days
@AyewReady
man barely unpacked
@BenzemaDrama
importing MLS patience
into glasgow
was never gonna work
@PuyolPantsDownFC
that job
eats people
@GameOfThrowIns
link: skysports.com/football/news/celtic-wilfried-nancy-sacked
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@iamRealPirate
same thing with xabi btw
romantic hire
zero runway
@CantonaBelieveIt
arbeloa interim era
is cinema
@VARtillery
link: marca.com/football/real-madrid-xabi-exit
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@MoSalahMoreGoals
also pepi broke his arm
scoring
@MoSalahMoreGoals
which feels illegal
@NutmegDealer
USMNT depth chart
in shambles
again
@GameOfThrowIns
link: reuters.com/world/us/ricardo-pepi-broken-arm
@ShadowbannedAgain
Injury table updated.
Bones: 1
Hope: questionable.
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@HaventGotAKalou
what about sargent
@HaventGotAKalou
did he actually refuse to play
@HighPressMess
coach said yes
@HighPressMess
player said nothing
@HighPressMess
vibes
said everything
@PetrCechYourself
link: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/josh-sargent-norwich
@ShadowbannedAgain
Reminder
If you don’t want to play
you can simply not play
@ShadowbannedAgain
This is now precedent.
