Shin Guard Chronicals V: Pokémon Day Edition
Shin Guard Chronicals V is the internal soccer group chat—no narrator, no recap. Wild encounters, critical hits, and Confusion status in a Pokémon-themed special. Try not to faint.
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SMALL HOOPS, TINY PLAYS, BIG FEELINGS, HUGE EGO • V (Feb. 26)
SIZES is a weekly NBA comedy blog that reads like a four-channel hoops broadcast. Each week the league hits through four “shows” back-to-back—loud, glossy, overconfident. Small hoops, tiny plays, big feelings, huge ego.
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HALFBAK3D 2026 MOCK DRAFT 1.0
Halfbak3d’s 2026 NFL Mock Draft 1.0 projects the Top 10 picks with team needs, prospect fits, and quick pick-by-pick analysis.
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Monday Morning Regret — February 23rd
Monday Morning Regret is the weekly comedy sports recap where we cover the games—while the games cover us—and we regret nothing about it.
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Tales From The Front Office III
Tales From The Front Office is a darkly funny sports-horror monologue series where Crypt Keeper Jerry consults a cursed “Ledger” that picks the story—and this week, it chooses the Winter Olympics.
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SHIN GUARD CHRONICLES IV
Shin Guard Chronicles IV is Halfbak3d Sports’ internal soccer group chat—no recap, no narrator—just Champions League bracket panic, Spurs drama, Dyche sacked, VAR chaos, a weird Arsenal kit change, and a squirrel pitch invasion.
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Monday Morning Regret Feb 9–15, 2026
Monday Morning Regret covers the Olympics’ Scandal Relay—shiny medals, feral headlines, and chaotic sports drama we regret nothing about.
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Monday Morning Regret – Feb 2nd–9th
Monday Morning Regret is a weekly comedy sports desk written for the moment after the games are over, the adrenaline has worn off, and your group chat has started saying things it can’t defend in daylight.
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Not A Role Model III
If you’ve ever called an athlete a “role model” without thinking about it for more than two seconds, this is that second. This weeks subject Mike Vrabel
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SMALL HOOPS, TINY PLAYS, BIG FEELINGS, HUGE EGO IV (Jan 29 – Feb 5)
SIZES is a weekly NBA comedy blog that reads like you just turned on a five-channel hoops broadcast and started flipping. Every week the same league hits you through five different “shows” back-to-back—loud, glossy, overconfident. It’s basketball with full broadcast conviction: small hoops, tiny plays, big feelings, huge ego.
